{"title":"Funny \u0026 Rude Birthday Cards for Her | Twisted Gifts","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for \u003cb\u003efunny and rude birthday cards for her\u003c\/b\u003e that actually get a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou’re in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection is packed with \u003cb\u003esarcastic, offensive, and dark humour birthday cards for her\u003c\/b\u003e designed for people who are bored of generic, polite greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you want something cheeky, brutal, or completely inappropriate, these cards are made to stand out and get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection includes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFunny birthday cards for her with sarcastic jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRude birthday cards for female friends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOffensive humour cards for people who can take a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDark humour birthday cards that aren’t safe-for-work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSavage insult-style birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’re searching for a \u003cb\u003efunny rude birthday card UK\u003c\/b\u003e, this is exactly what you’re looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThese cards are ideal for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFemale friends with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGirlfriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSisters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMum (if they can take a joke)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAnyone who hates boring birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be honest — most birthday cards are forgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThese aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThey are designed to:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGet a real laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eShock the recipient (in a good way)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBe remembered long after the birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eStand out from generic supermarket cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection is optimised for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny birthday cards UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003erude birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003esarcastic birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eoffensive birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny rude birthday cards for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny birthday cards for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eRelated Collections:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Funny Birthday Cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFunny Birthday Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFunny Age Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-mum-cheeky-sarcastic-rude-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-dad-cheeky-sarcastic-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Dad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-brother-cheeky-savage-brother-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Brother\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"funny-birthday-cards-for-sister\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Sister\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-girlfriend-cheeky-flirty-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Girlfriend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-boyfriend-cheeky-flirty-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Boyfriend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-him-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Him\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-friend-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’re unsure which card to pick:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGo funnier if they like light humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGo rude if they enjoy sarcasm or insults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGo offensive if they like dark or edgy humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-accident","title":"Accident – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA woman is holding a baby and text on card says \"You were an accident\", \"But I sort of love you, even thought you are a bit of a prick\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA woman is covered in what looks like seaman, text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Enjoy your annual bukkake session you filthy cum dumpster\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion 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works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single 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features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a baby's hand coming out of the toilet.  Text on the card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"I bet your glad your mum decided to change her mind before flushing away now!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny 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DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206374137919,"sku":"TGBIR-217","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206374170687,"sku":"TGBIR-217","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-217.jpg?v=1774271738"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-buffet","title":"Buffet – Dark Humour Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude dark humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoyrude dark humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA Priest walks past a sign on wall saying \"Choir boy shower room\". He has a smile on his face with a thought bubble that says \"MMM A Buffer\"\u003cbr\u003eIt has the title of \"Happy Birthday\" on top\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude \u0026amp; dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude, dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"More rude birthday cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Any Occasion Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206372565055,"sku":"TGBIR-211","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206372597823,"sku":"TGBIR-211","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-211.jpg?v=1774271331"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-fuck-slut","title":"Fuck Slut – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a woman in a club. Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"You dirty fuck slut\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206372335679,"sku":"TGBIR-210","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206372368447,"sku":"TGBIR-210","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-210.jpg?v=1774272261"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-horse","title":"Horse – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a woman with a horse.  Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"It was 3 years to the day your mum was killed by that horse\", \"I still cry every time I watch the video on Xhamster\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206371647551,"sku":"TGBIR-207","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206371680319,"sku":"TGBIR-207","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-207.jpg?v=1774272252"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-man-whore","title":"Man Whore – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA topless man with text saying \"This man whore is married but he thinks monogamy is a type of wood\", \"So ride him likes its your Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206370730047,"sku":"TGBIR-203","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206370762815,"sku":"TGBIR-203","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-203.jpg?v=1774272248"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-massive-cunt","title":"Massive Cunt – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for an insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eText on card says: \"Happy Birthday\", \"You massive cunt\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is insulting, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206370500671,"sku":"TGBIR-202","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206370533439,"sku":"TGBIR-202","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-202.jpg?v=1774259854"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-old-shit","title":"Old Shit – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhite card with text that says \"You Old Shit\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206369714239,"sku":"TGBIR-199","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206369747007,"sku":"TGBIR-199","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-199.jpg?v=1774260856"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-pitch-a-tent","title":"Pitch A Tent – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a tent under a tree and text says \"Happy Birthday you sexy bitch\", \"You make me pitch a tent\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206369484863,"sku":"TGBIR-198","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206369517631,"sku":"TGBIR-198","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-198.jpg?v=1774272556"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-ricin","title":"Ricin – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eText on card says \"This card is laced with Ricin!\", \"Enjoy your last birthday fucktard\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206369255487,"sku":"TGBIR-197","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206369288255,"sku":"TGBIR-197","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-197.jpg?v=1774261577"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-scrabble","title":"Scrabble – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a game of scrabble and the letters in the rack are \"STD\". Text on the card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"WOW!\", \"I can't even play you at scrabble without catching something!!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206368763967,"sku":"TGBIR-195","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206368796735,"sku":"TGBIR-195","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-195.jpg?v=1774272244"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-sperm-seriously","title":"Sperm, Seriously – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLoads of sperm swimming all over card.  Text says \"250,000,000 sperm and you won!? Seriously??\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206368305215,"sku":"TGBIR-193","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206368337983,"sku":"TGBIR-193","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-193.jpg?v=1774260674"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-stupid-face","title":"Stupid Face – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCard text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Just remember people aren't smiling at you they are just trying not to laugh at your massive stupid face\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206367846463,"sku":"TGBIR-191","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206367879231,"sku":"TGBIR-191","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-191.jpg?v=1774260559"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-vegan","title":"Vegan – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA card with black text on.  Some characters are in red.  The card says \"Happy Birthday!!\", \"When I heard you are a Vegan and glutten free I didn't buy a cake.  Instead just eat the card\".  The red characters read out \"Wanker\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206367387711,"sku":"TGBIR-189","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206367420479,"sku":"TGBIR-189","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-189.jpg?v=1774271573"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-word-search-twat","title":"Word Search Twat – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA word search grid with the word in the middle that says Twat.  Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Find the clue\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206367125567,"sku":"TGBIR-188","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206367158335,"sku":"TGBIR-188","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-188.jpg?v=1774260599"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-word-search-shithead","title":"Word Search Shithead – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA word search with the word in the middle of the grid spelling \"Shithead\".  The main card has text saying \"Happy Birthday\", \"Find the clue\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206366896191,"sku":"TGBIR-187","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366928959,"sku":"TGBIR-187","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-187.jpg?v=1774271364"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-word-search-cunt","title":"Word Search Cunt – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWith text saying \"Happy Birthday\" \u0026amp; \"Find the clue\"\u003cbr\u003eThere is a word search and in middle of word search is the word \"cunt\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude and insulting, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"More rude birthday cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Any Occasion Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206366666815,"sku":"TGBIR-186","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366699583,"sku":"TGBIR-186","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-186.jpg?v=1774259793"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-what-the-fuck","title":"What The Fuck – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eText on card says \"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot\", \"Yankee, oscar, uniform, romeo, echo, hotel, oscar, whiskey, oscar, lima, delta\". Spelling \"WTF you're how old\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206366437439,"sku":"TGBIR-185","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366470207,"sku":"TGBIR-185","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-185.jpg?v=1774260367"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-all-he-wanted","title":"All He Wanted – Dark Humour Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a dark humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA blind old man is walking along.  Text says \"All this deaf, dumb and blind guy wanted for his birthday was a friend\", \"He got cancer\", \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206365978687,"sku":"TGBIR-183","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366011455,"sku":"TGBIR-183","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-183.jpg?v=1774260093"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-fat-queer","title":"Fat Queer – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny, rude \u0026amp; insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny, rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis sparkling card has the text on it that says:\u003cbr\u003e\"Happy Birthday.  I love you as much as a fat queer loves a dick sandwich\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is insulting, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"More rude birthday cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Any Occasion Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206365749311,"sku":"TGBIR-182","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206365782079,"sku":"TGBIR-182","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-182.jpg?v=1774259802"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-lonely","title":"Lonely – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA sad man leans up against a wall with his head in his lap and the test says \"Just remember the reason you are lonely is because there is no US in CUNT only U\", \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206365290559,"sku":"TGBIR-180","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206365323327,"sku":"TGBIR-180","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-180.jpg?v=1774261156"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-bowling","title":"Bowling – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of bowling balls with text saying \"Happy Birthday\", \"You are a bit like a bowling ball\", \"People use two fingers and a thumb when they play with you too!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206364831807,"sku":"TGBIR-178","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206364864575,"sku":"TGBIR-178","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-178.jpg?v=1774271569"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cigarettes","title":"Cigarettes – Dark Humour Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a dark humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a cigarette stubbed out on a table.  Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"If people keep telling you smoking is harming their kids\", \"Try putting your cigarettes out on the table instead\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206364602431,"sku":"TGBIR-177","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206364635199,"sku":"TGBIR-177","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-177.jpg?v=1774272002"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cockblocker","title":"Cockblocker – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA mum and dad are walking with their young child.  The mother says \"LOL remember when we used to fuck in the woods?\"  The father responds with \"Yep, but then you went and shat out this little cockblocker\".  Base of the card as the text \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206364340287,"sku":"TGBIR-176","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206364373055,"sku":"TGBIR-176","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-176.jpg?v=1774271326"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dick-pic","title":"Dick Pic – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCard has a poloroid of Donald Trump on it and text says \"As it's your birthday I thought it was about time I sent you a dick pic\", \"Enjoy\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206364110911,"sku":"TGBIR-175","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206364143679,"sku":"TGBIR-175","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-175.jpg?v=1774260705"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-laden-garden","title":"Laden in the Garden – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of Bin Laden hiding behind a bush.  Text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Fuck elf on the shelf let's play laden in the garden\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206363652159,"sku":"TGBIR-173","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206363684927,"sku":"TGBIR-173","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-173.jpg?v=1774260027"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cracking-pear","title":"Cracking Pear – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePicture of a pear and text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"You've got a cracking pear\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362964031,"sku":"TGBIR-170","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206362996799,"sku":"TGBIR-170","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-170.jpg?v=1774261324"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-die-alone","title":"Die Alone – Dark Humour Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a dark humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a woman holding a cat.  Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"You may be feeling worried about your age these days, but don't worry you won't die alone\", \"Your cat will be there, eating your face\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362734655,"sku":"TGBIR-169","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206362767423,"sku":"TGBIR-169","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-169.jpg?v=1774260592"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-five-a-day","title":"Five A Day – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA banana that has cream on top of it.  Text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Are you ready for your present?\", \"Just think of it as one of your five a day!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362505279,"sku":"TGBIR-168","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206362538047,"sku":"TGBIR-168","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-168.jpg?v=1774260666"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-instalments","title":"Instalments – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA hand holding a cucumber and text that says \"So you wanted 12 inches for your birthday?  Your wish is my command\", \"I hope you don't mind if I give i to you in three Instalment\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362275903,"sku":"TGBIR-167","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206362308671,"sku":"TGBIR-167","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-167.jpg?v=1774271733"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-pelvis","title":"Pelvis – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of an icy pavement.  Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"I Don't care if you're old and saggy\", \"I'm like an icy pavement.  Give me half a chance and I'll break your pelvis\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362046527,"sku":"TGBIR-166","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206362079295,"sku":"TGBIR-166","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-166.jpg?v=1774271565"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-plasterers-radio","title":"Plasterer’s Radio – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA radio is covered in plaster and text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"You're going to look like a plasterer's radio by the time i'm done with you\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206361817151,"sku":"TGBIR-165","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206361849919,"sku":"TGBIR-165","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-165.jpg?v=1774260122"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dishwasher","title":"Dishwasher – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMan and woman cooking.  The man says to the woman \"Something is wrong with the dishwasher\", she says : \"What do you mean?\", he says : \"It's cooking fucking pasta\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206361587775,"sku":"TGBIR-164","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206361620543,"sku":"TGBIR-164","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-164.jpg?v=1774261285"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-sandy","title":"Sandy – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA woman in a bikini covered in sand.  Text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"As It's a special occasion let's see if we can go a whole day without you getting sand in your Vagina\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206361129023,"sku":"TGBIR-161","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206361161791,"sku":"TGBIR-161","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-161.jpg?v=1774261320"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-swinging","title":"Swinging – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA red rose is on the seat of a swing.  Text says \"Happy Birthday My Love\", \"There is only one word I can think of that could possibly make our love stringer...  Swinging\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206360670271,"sku":"TGBIR-159","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206360703039,"sku":"TGBIR-159","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-159.jpg?v=1774272544"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dentist","title":"Dentist – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a dentist room and chair and the text says \"For your birthday this year I decided to spend money on booking you a dentist appointment for an extraction..\", \".. of all your teeth! I'm sick of toothy blowjobs\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206360440895,"sku":"TGBIR-158","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206360473663,"sku":"TGBIR-158","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-158.jpg?v=1774272230"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-great-day","title":"Great Day – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e4 people standing holding signs for the recipient.  They say \"Have a great day\", \"Drinks on me\", \"Congrats\" and last one says \"Tosser\".  Main card has text saying \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206360178751,"sku":"TGBIR-157","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206360211519,"sku":"TGBIR-157","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-157.jpg?v=1774271321"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-hippo","title":"Yawning Hippo – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA hippo is yarning and it has text saying \"Happy Birthday\", \"Don't worry, apparently\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e at your age it's natural to have a clunge like a yawning Hippo\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206359949375,"sku":"TGBIR-156","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206359982143,"sku":"TGBIR-156","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-156.jpg?v=1774260077"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-last-year","title":"Last Year – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA man laughing and text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Sorry. I was just thinking about last year when I teabagged you in your sleep\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206359392319,"sku":"TGBIR-155","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206359425087,"sku":"TGBIR-155","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-155.jpg?v=1774271728"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-peanut-butter","title":"Peanut Butter – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a dog looking surprised with text on card saying \"Peanut butter, I love peanut butter\", \"You want me to list it off what???\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206358933567,"sku":"TGBIR-153","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206358966335,"sku":"TGBIR-153","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-153.jpg?v=1774271561"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-ready-for-a-ride","title":"Ready For A Ride – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA man standing on a beach hold up a surfboard.  Text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"This badboy is ready for a long ride\", \"The try the board if you want\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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