{"title":"Funny \u0026 Rude Birthday Cards for Sister | Twisted Gifts","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for \u003cb\u003efunny and rude birthday cards for sister\u003c\/b\u003e that actually get a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou’re in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection is packed with \u003cb\u003esarcastic, offensive, and dark humour birthday cards for sister\u003c\/b\u003e designed for people who are bored of generic, polite greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you want something cheeky, brutal, or completely inappropriate, these cards are made to stand out and get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection includes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFunny birthday cards for her with sarcastic jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRude birthday cards for female friends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOffensive humour cards for people who can take a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDark humour birthday cards that aren’t safe-for-work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSavage insult-style birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’re searching for a \u003cb\u003efunny rude birthday card UK\u003c\/b\u003e, this is exactly what you’re looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThese cards are ideal for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSister with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSister with a twisted sense of humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSister who likes rude cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSister who hates boring birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be honest — most birthday cards are forgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThese aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThey are designed to:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGet a real laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eShock the recipient (in a good way)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBe remembered long after the birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eStand out from generic supermarket cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection is optimised for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny birthday cards UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003erude birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003esarcastic birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eoffensive birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny rude birthday cards for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny birthday cards for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eRelated Collections:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Funny Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFunny Birthday Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFunny Age Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-mum-cheeky-sarcastic-rude-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-dad-cheeky-sarcastic-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Dad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"funny-birthday-cards-for-sister\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Sister\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-girlfriend-cheeky-flirty-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Girlfriend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-boyfriend-cheeky-flirty-banter-cards-uk\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Boyfriend\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-her-cheeky-rude-sarcastic-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Her\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-him-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Him\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-friend-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’re unsure which card to pick:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGo funnier if they like light humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGo rude if they enjoy sarcasm or insults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGo offensive if they like dark or edgy humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-annual-session","title":"Annual Session – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA woman is covered in what looks like seaman, text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Enjoy your annual bukkake session you filthy cum dumpster\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ea cartoon of really saggy boobs and text says \"Another year older another foot saggier\", \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206374367295,"sku":"TGBIR-218","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206374400063,"sku":"TGBIR-218","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-218.jpg?v=1774260135"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-bet-youre-glad","title":"Bet You're Glad – Dark Humour Birthday 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around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single 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features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA Priest walks past a sign on wall saying \"Choir boy shower room\". He has a smile on his face with a thought bubble that says \"MMM A Buffer\"\u003cbr\u003eIt has the title of \"Happy Birthday\" on top\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude \u0026amp; dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude, dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"More rude birthday cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Any Occasion Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206373908543,"sku":"TGBIR-216","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206373941311,"sku":"TGBIR-216","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-216.jpg?v=1774259778"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-fortune-cookies","title":"Fortune Cookies – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA fortune cooke opened with the word Twat on the inner paper.  Card text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Here is your special fortune\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"You dirty fuck slut\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206372335679,"sku":"TGBIR-210","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206372368447,"sku":"TGBIR-210","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-210.jpg?v=1774272261"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-man-whore","title":"Man Whore – Rude Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA topless man with text saying \"This man whore is married but he thinks monogamy is a type of wood\", \"So ride him likes its your Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206369714239,"sku":"TGBIR-199","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206369747007,"sku":"TGBIR-199","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-199.jpg?v=1774260856"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-ricin","title":"Ricin – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eText on card says \"This card is laced with Ricin!\", \"Enjoy your last birthday fucktard\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206369255487,"sku":"TGBIR-197","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206369288255,"sku":"TGBIR-197","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-197.jpg?v=1774261577"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-sperm-seriously","title":"Sperm, Seriously – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLoads of sperm swimming all over card.  Text says \"250,000,000 sperm and you won!? Seriously??\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206368305215,"sku":"TGBIR-193","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206368337983,"sku":"TGBIR-193","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-193.jpg?v=1774260674"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-stupid-face","title":"Stupid Face – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCard text says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Just remember people aren't smiling at you they are just trying not to laugh at your massive stupid face\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206368075839,"sku":"TGBIR-192","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206368108607,"sku":"TGBIR-192","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-192.jpg?v=1774261378"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-take-the-day-off","title":"Take The Day Off – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a bumhole and text saying \"Happy Birthday\", \"You have your entire life to be an arsehole, why not take the day off as it's your birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; 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printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206367387711,"sku":"TGBIR-189","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206367420479,"sku":"TGBIR-189","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-189.jpg?v=1774271573"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-word-search-twat","title":"Word Search Twat – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA word search grid with the word in the middle that says Twat.  Text on card says \"Happy Birthday\", \"Find the clue\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206367125567,"sku":"TGBIR-188","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206367158335,"sku":"TGBIR-188","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-188.jpg?v=1774260599"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-word-search-cunt","title":"Word Search Cunt – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWith text saying \"Happy Birthday\" \u0026amp; \"Find the clue\"\u003cbr\u003eThere is a word search and in middle of word search is the word \"cunt\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is rude and insulting, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"More rude birthday cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Any Occasion Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206366666815,"sku":"TGBIR-186","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366699583,"sku":"TGBIR-186","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-186.jpg?v=1774259793"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-what-the-fuck","title":"What The Fuck – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eText on card says \"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot\", \"Yankee, oscar, uniform, romeo, echo, hotel, oscar, whiskey, oscar, lima, delta\". Spelling \"WTF you're how old\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206366437439,"sku":"TGBIR-185","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366470207,"sku":"TGBIR-185","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-185.jpg?v=1774260367"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-all-he-wanted","title":"All He Wanted – Dark Humour Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a dark humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA blind old man is walking along.  Text says \"All this deaf, dumb and blind guy wanted for his birthday was a friend\", \"He got cancer\", \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206365978687,"sku":"TGBIR-183","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206366011455,"sku":"TGBIR-183","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-183.jpg?v=1774260093"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-fat-queer","title":"Fat Queer – Insulting Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for an insulting birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny, rude \u0026amp; insulting humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny, rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis sparkling card has the text on it that says:\u003cbr\u003e\"Happy Birthday.  I love you as much as a fat queer loves a dick sandwich\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is insulting, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp 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offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a insulting birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA sad man leans up against a wall with his head in his lap and the test says \"Just remember the reason you are lonely is because there is no US in CUNT only U\", \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca 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class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206364340287,"sku":"TGBIR-176","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206364373055,"sku":"TGBIR-176","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-176.jpg?v=1774271326"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dick-pic","title":"Dick Pic – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy funny humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCard has a poloroid of Donald Trump on it and text says \"As it's your birthday I thought it was about time I sent you a dick pic\", \"Enjoy\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" title=\"Age Specific Birthday Cards\"\u003eAge Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206364110911,"sku":"TGBIR-175","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send 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class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search 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href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362964031,"sku":"TGBIR-170","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send 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class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206362734655,"sku":"TGBIR-169","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206362767423,"sku":"TGBIR-169","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-169.jpg?v=1774260592"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dishwasher","title":"Dishwasher – Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for 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part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\" 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class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp 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birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e3 sheep and one of them says \"It's my birthday!\",  The other 2 says \"who gives a fuck\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search 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href=\"\/collections\/funny-twisted-greeting-cards\" title=\"Any Occasion Cards\"\u003eAny Occasion Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206356705343,"sku":"TGBIR-144","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send 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top text of the card says: \"You know it's time for a trim when a midget tells you your hair smells nice\".  The bottom text says: \"Happy Birthday you hairy Mary\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is insulting, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate insulting humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys insulting, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate funny humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore rude birthday 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funny birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of a big bag of cocaine with the text \"Ding Dong the bell doth chime\", \"So stop pissing about and give me a line\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or 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class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a dark humour birthday card that actually gets a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA picture of the grim reaper and he is saying \"See you in about 3 weeks\".  Main card has text on it saying \"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is dark, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMum or dad (if they appreciate dark humour)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys dark, funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnlike generic birthday cards, this one:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOften becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003esarcastic birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eoffensive birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003efunny birthday card for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003erude birthday card for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOU MAY ALSO LIKE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"More rude birthday cards\"\u003eMore 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