{"title":"Funny \u0026 Rude Christmas Cards UK | Twisted Gifts","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for \u003cb\u003efunny and rude Christmas cards\u003c\/b\u003e that actually get a reaction?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou’re in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection is packed with \u003cb\u003esarcastic, offensive, and dark humour Christmas cards\u003c\/b\u003e designed for people who are bored of generic, polite greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you want something cheeky, brutal, or completely inappropriate, these cards are made to stand out and get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection includes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFunny Christmas cards with sarcastic jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRude Christmas cards for friends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOffensive humour cards for people who can take a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDark humour Christmas cards that aren’t safe-for-work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSavage insult-style Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’re searching for a \u003cb\u003efunny rude Christmas card UK\u003c\/b\u003e, this is exactly what you’re looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThese cards are ideal for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFriends with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBoyfriends and girlfriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBrothers and sisters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMum or dad (if they can take a joke)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAnyone who hates boring Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be honest — most Christmas cards are forgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThese aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThey are designed to:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGet a real laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eShock the recipient (in a good way)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBe remembered long after the Christmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eStand out from generic supermarket cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThis collection is optimised for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny Christmas cards UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003erude Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003esarcastic Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eoffensive Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny rude Christmas cards for him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003efunny Christmas cards for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eRelated Collections:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-and-rude-birthday-cards\" title=\"Funny Birthday Cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFunny Birthday Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Funny Age Specific Birthday Cards\" href=\"\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eFunny Age Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Mum\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-mum-cheeky-sarcastic-rude-cards-uk\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Mum\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Her\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-her-cheeky-rude-sarcastic-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Dad\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-dad-cheeky-sarcastic-banter-cards-uk\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Dad\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Dad\" href=\"collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-dad-cheeky-sarcastic-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Him\" href=\"collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-him-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Brother\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-brother-cheeky-savage-brother-banter-cards-uk\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Brother\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Her\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-her-cheeky-rude-sarcastic-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"funny-birthday-cards-for-sister\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Sister\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Sister\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Sister\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-sister\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Dad\" href=\"collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-dad-cheeky-sarcastic-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-girlfriend-cheeky-flirty-rude-banter-cards-uk\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Girlfriend\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Girlfriend\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Brother\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-brother-cheeky-savage-brother-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Her\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-her-cheeky-rude-sarcastic-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-boyfriend-cheeky-flirty-banter-cards-uk\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Boyfriend\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Boyfriend\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-boyfriend-cheeky-flirty-banter-cards-uk\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Boyfriend\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Her\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-her-cheeky-rude-sarcastic-cards-uk\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Her\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-him-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\" title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Him\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Him\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Him\" href=\"collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-him-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Friends\" href=\"\/collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-friend-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003eRude Birthday Cards For Friends\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rude Birthday Cards For Friends\" href=\"collections\/funny-birthday-cards-for-friend-cheeky-rude-banter-cards-uk\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’re unsure which card to pick:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGo funnier if they like light humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGo rude if they enjoy sarcasm or insults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGo offensive if they like dark or edgy humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-snoring","title":"Snoring Insulting Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp 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features:\u003cbr\u003eAnt \u0026amp; Dec in the front of the picture with shocked looks on their faces.  In the background on top of the hill is Jesus on the cross shouting out.  \"I'm a celebrity get me out of here!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for Christmas celebrations where you want something memorable, unexpected, and genuinely funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud, passed around the room, and remembered long after the festive season is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMum or dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone with a sarcastic sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, sarcastic, dark humour, or slightly offensive Christmas cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUnlike generic Christmas cards, this one:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t enjoy traditional sentimental Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOften becomes part of the Christmas conversation itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny Christmas card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erude Christmas card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic Christmas card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas 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Cards\"\u003eFunny Age Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/funny-rude-valentines-cards\" title=\"Funny Valentine's Cards\"\u003eFunny Valentine's Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/funny-mothers-day-cards\" title=\"Funny Mother's Day Cards\"\u003eFunny Mother's Day Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/funny-fathers-day-cards\" title=\"Funny Father's Day Cards\"\u003eFunny Father's Day Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/rude-farewell-cards\" title=\"Funny Farewell Cards\"\u003eFunny Farewell Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for 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Christmas card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card features:\u003cbr\u003eJesus is sitting on a rock talking to children.  He is saying \"This one time I got so wankered I went missing for three days and woke up in a cave!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for Christmas celebrations where you want something memorable, unexpected, and genuinely funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud, passed around the room, and remembered long after the festive season is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMum or dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone with a sarcastic sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, sarcastic, dark humour, or slightly offensive Christmas cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUnlike generic Christmas cards, this one:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUses humour that actually lands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeels more personal and less predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIs perfect for people who don’t enjoy traditional sentimental Christmas cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOften becomes part of the Christmas conversation itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePeople looking for this card also search for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunny Christmas card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erude Christmas card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esarcastic Christmas 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features:\u003cbr\u003eA picture of Jesus at the last supper and text on card says \"Not only do i get to go out with all my homies for this banging curry...\", \"...I get to see nine inch nails tomorrow!!!\", \"Happy Birthday Me!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe humour is funny, making it perfect for Christmas celebrations where you want something memorable, unexpected, and genuinely funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card that gets read out loud, passed around the room, and remembered long after the festive season is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis card works well for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoyfriend or girlfriend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHusband or wife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrother or sister\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMum or dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork 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href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/big-birthday\"\u003eFunny Age Specific Birthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Funny Valentine's Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/funny-rude-valentines-cards\"\u003eFunny Valentine's Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Funny Mother's Day Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/funny-mothers-day-cards\"\u003eFunny Mother's Day Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Funny Father's Day Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/funny-fathers-day-cards\"\u003eFunny Father's Day Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e👉 \u003ca title=\"Funny Farewell Cards\" href=\"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/collections\/rude-farewell-cards\"\u003eFunny Farewell Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206423879743,"sku":"TGCHR-165","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206423912511,"sku":"TGCHR-165","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/TGCHR-165_a00e7657-e563-4643-807d-e9f25a09ac12.jpg?v=1761910982"},{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-better-prepared","title":"Better Prepared Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis Better Prepared Funny Christmas Card will have the recipient laughing all the way! Featuring a clever and humorous design, this card is perfect for spreading holiday cheer. Make your loved ones' holiday even brighter with a touch of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206423552063,"sku":"TGCHR-164","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206423584831,"sku":"TGCHR-164","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/TGCHR-164.jpg?v=1748552713"},{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-bouncers","title":"Bouncers Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs an industry expert, I highly recommend the Bouncers Funny Christmas Card. With its clever humor and festive design, this card is sure to bring a smile to your loved ones' faces. Spread holiday cheer with this must-have card.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":33206423322687,"sku":"TGCHR-163","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":33206423355455,"sku":"TGCHR-163","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/TGCHR-163.jpg?v=1748552487"},{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-buffet","title":"Buffet – Rude Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for a rude Christmas card that actually gets a reaction?\u003cbr\u003eThis card is designed for people who enjoy sarcasm, rude humour, dark jokes, and want something more interesting than a generic Christmas greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA great choice if you’re searching for a rude Christmas card for him or her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis card features:\u003cbr\u003eA picture 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