Funny Star Sign Card - Cancer Sign and text of traits

Cancer Rude Star Sign Card

A Funny, Dark Star Sign Card by Twisted Gifts.

Enjoys beatiality.  Puts their faeces on the radiator.  Uses ham for shoes.  Has a very smelly naval.

Make the Cancerian in your life more moody and crabby than normal by sending them this hilarious card which is suitable for all occasions.

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  • Dimensions: 127mm x 177mm
  • The card comes cellophane wrapped with a white envelope
  • All cards are left blank inside for your own personal message
To write inside a card to send directly, select 'Send Direct' from dropdown menu

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