{"product_id":"bite-my-arse-funny-christmas-card","title":"Bite My Arse – Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBite My Arse – Funny Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Oh, snap. Christmas can bite my arse.” This grumpy gingerbread man has had enough of festive cheer, candy canes and seasonal expectations. A rude Christmas card for anyone feeling more crumbly than merry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend it to a friend, partner or colleague who prefers their Christmas greetings with a generous helping of sarcasm. It is a cheeky way to say “Merry Christmas” when the usual sparkle and goodwill feel like too much effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCard details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message (Single Card option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind more irreverent festive humour in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-christmas-cards\"\u003efunny and rude Christmas cards\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":55725791936888,"sku":"TGCHR-395","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":55725791969656,"sku":"TGCHR-395","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/TGCHR-395.jpg?v=1793882170","url":"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/products\/bite-my-arse-funny-christmas-card","provider":"Twisted Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}