{"product_id":"bring-lube-funny-christmas-card","title":"Bring Lube – Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBring Lube – Funny Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Dear Santa, bring lube. The budget’s here.” This crude Christmas card pairs a very grown-up request with a familiar festive headache: watching the money disappear. Santa has his sack, the budget has taken a pounding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend this rude Christmas card to a partner, friend or colleague who likes adult humour and money jokes with a filthy twist. It is a cheeky seasonal greeting for someone who will appreciate the innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCard details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message (Single Card option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind more festive mischief in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-christmas-cards\"\u003efunny and rude Christmas cards\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":55725804257656,"sku":"TGCHR-398","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":55725804290424,"sku":"TGCHR-398","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/TGCHR-398.jpg?v=1793883256","url":"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/products\/bring-lube-funny-christmas-card","provider":"Twisted Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}