{"product_id":"stuff-this-funny-christmas-card","title":"Stuff This – Funny Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStuff This – Funny Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Stuff this. I’m having a fucking pizza.” A turkey gives the traditional Christmas dinner the bird in this rude festive card. Perfect for the friend or relative who would happily swap the roast for a takeaway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend this sarcastic Christmas card to someone who thinks sprouts, gravy and forced family cheer are overrated. It is a funny way to wish them well while making your feelings about the festive feast crystal clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCard details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printed greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message (Single Card option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse more irreverent festive humour in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-christmas-cards\"\u003efunny and rude Christmas cards\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":55725794328952,"sku":"TGCHR-396","price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send Direct","offer_id":55725794361720,"sku":"TGCHR-396","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/1339\/8085\/files\/TGCHR-396.jpg?v=1793882432","url":"https:\/\/twisted-gifts.com\/products\/stuff-this-funny-christmas-card","provider":"Twisted Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}