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I love it!" and "No probs... I stole it from some wanker next door." Perfect humorous thank you card. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-thank-you-card-toothbrush-regret 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGTHY-31_7eac1bef-dd3b-43b6-8c25-717460f2e41e.jpg?v=1748547098 Toothbrush Regret – Rude Thank You Card The "Toothbrush Regret – Rude Thank You Card" from Twisted Gifts features a smiling emoji, the message "Thank You For All Of Your Help," and a cheeky caption. 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Childish Retards – Insulting Easter Card The "Childish Retards Insulting Easter Card" by Twisted Gifts is a witty Easter card with colorful eggs and strong, offensive language, including a derogatory slur. 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Perfect for anyone who loves a funny greeting card. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-i-hope 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-110_1455f7e1-9312-4bd9-bddd-d5c4765c31a1.jpg?v=1748550283 I Hope Rude Valentine's Card A couple holds hands by a sunset waterfront and fountain on the Twisted Gifts "I Hope Rude Valentine's Card," which reads, "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" and "I hope you do that on my tits later!"—perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-on-top 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-109_28e1adf0-cd1d-4d6c-8c8f-0b3b02e8109e.jpg?v=1748550496 On Top Rude Valentine's Card The On Top Rude Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts features a man flying over a bed with the cheeky message "I love imagining I'm laying on top of you" and "HAPPY VALENTINE'S"—a playful choice for the romantic holiday. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-seaman 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-108_06c94a23-8ffa-44f6-9482-00dcfbc4dab8.jpg?v=1748549694 Seaman Rude Valentine's Card The Seaman Rude Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts features the text "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. SO MUCH IN FACT I PUT A LITTLE SEAMAN ON YOUR CARD" above a LEGO sailor—perfect for a cheeky, rude Valentine's Day message. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-sober 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-107_2c312a30-2000-45ed-b52b-11501d4f0bf9.jpg?v=1748550853 Sober Insulting Valentine's Card Two hands clink red wine glasses amid candlelight and roses, with "I STILL WANT TO SHAG YOU WHEN I'M SOBER" in pink—Twisted Gifts' Sober Insulting Valentine's Card, the perfect cheeky card for Valentine’s Day. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-stoned 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-106_b817d2bc-5048-4d6c-8bc0-6a84e1a95802.jpg?v=1748550492 Stoned Funny Valentine's Card Clever wordplay makes the Stoned Funny Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts stand out: two pebble figures, one says "I think I love you," the other replies, "ERR... Are you fuckin' stoned?" A cheeky card for Valentine’s Day!. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-thank-you 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-105_b045b408-f24b-4974-a394-c83e1817c602.jpg?v=1748549876 Thank You Rude Valentine's Card The Thank You Rude Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts is a playful card featuring a red rose and the cheeky message: "Thank you for being my Valentine. I love you very much and you give me such a hard-on. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentine-card-thats-love 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-104_01e0fc89-cb3a-4811-a5e6-9c93296887f7.jpg?v=1748550489 That's Love Insulting Valentine's Card The That's Love Insulting Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts is a funny greeting card with a red candle and orange smoke, featuring the text: "You are the one I want to text while I'm pissed and surrounded by fit people." 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I am so glad I continued to stalk you even after you called the police. 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I promise I'll be gentle ish." Perfect for sarcastic Valentine's greetings. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentines-card-boobs 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-57_234b6807-b948-4387-846b-9d7f098c779e.jpg?v=1748549689 Boobs Rude Valentine's Card The Boobs Rude Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts: a cheeky card with cartoon cleavage and bold text—"I freakin' love your boobs. Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's. But seriously, those boobs." 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Perfect for a playful Mother’s Day greeting. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-mothers-day-card-calories-greeting-card 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGMOD-82.jpg?v=1748548834 Calories Funny Mother's Day Card The Calories Funny Mother's Day Card by Twisted Gifts features "Happy Mother's Day" on top, "Gin Tonic" in bold, and a witty calorie-and-drinking joke, shown on a wooden surface. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-mothers-day-card-cant-believe 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGMOD-81.jpg?v=1748548736 Can't Believe Funny Mother's Day Card The Can't Believe Funny Mother's Day Card by Twisted Gifts features a witty message, "I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHAGGED DAD!?" on a pink and purple dotted background—perfect for moms with a bold sense of humor. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-mothers-day-card-ginger 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGMOD-80.jpg?v=1748548831 Ginger Rude Mother's Day Card The Ginger Rude Mother's Day Card by Twisted Gifts features a cartoon mom juggling kids and chores with the bold message: "Happy Mother's Day. 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But who cares, just let that shit go. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-fathers-day-card-one-for-the-team 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGFAD-15.jpg?v=1748548314 One For The Team Insulting Father's Day Card The One For The Team Insulting Father's Day Card by Twisted Gifts is a funny card featuring a cartoon and the text: "Happy Father's Day. Thanks for taking one for the team so you could have me." 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Last year I bought Kelly a watch. I'm thoughtful like that." A cheeky, dark humour birthday card – Thoughtful Gift. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-birthday-card-tiny-penis 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/rude_birthday_card_funny_offensive_joke_UK_TGBIR-111.jpg?v=1774260115 Tiny Penis – Insulting Birthday Card Give the gift of laughter with Twisted Gifts’ "Tiny Penis – Insulting Birthday Card." 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I hope the carpet burn was worth it." A hilariously cheeky greeting card. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-congratulations-card-student-loan 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGCON-23.jpg?v=1748551735 Student Loan Funny Congratulations Card An elderly man with oxygen tubing smiles at a table with wine and a Twisted Gifts "Student Loan Funny Congratulations Card" that reads, "Congratulations on finally paying off your student loan! 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I love you like a fly loves poo.” A funny, unique way to make them laugh this Valentine’s!. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-congratulations-card-under-new-management 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGCON-21.jpg?v=1748551642 Under New Management Funny Congratulations Card The Twisted Gifts Under New Management Funny Congratulations Card features bride and groom icons, the groom with a ball and chain, and "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT" text—an ideal humorous card for congratulating newlyweds. https://twisted-gifts.com/products/funny-valentines-card-dig-you 2026-07-21T20:24:37+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/1339/8085/files/TGVAL-25_30f46e31-a2d3-41c3-bb92-7b72f4494579.jpg?v=1748550249 Dig You Funny Valentine's Card The Dig You Funny Valentine's Card by Twisted Gifts features a cartoon trowel telling a heart-shaped flower, "I fuckin' dig you!" with "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" below. 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