Bring Lube – Funny Christmas Card
“Dear Santa, bring lube. The budget’s here.” This crude Christmas card pairs a very grown-up request with a familiar festive headache: watching the money disappear. Santa has his sack, the budget has taken a pounding.
Send this rude Christmas card to a partner, friend or colleague who likes adult humour and money jokes with a filthy twist. It is a cheeky seasonal greeting for someone who will appreciate the innuendo.
Card details
- High-quality printed greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message (Single Card option)
- Includes a white envelope
- Designed & printed in the UK
Choose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.
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