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from 128 reviewsSize Matters Funny Birthday Card
Excellently rude and very wonderfully 'Alternative' than the usual boring rendition of Yuletyde cards. Thank you Twisted Gifts.
Great selection of cards - quick delivery - would highly recommend 👍
I buy Twisted Gifts cards regularly as they are so funny and my friends and I enjoy sending them. Love the humour.
Hard Times Birthday Funny Birthday Card
F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C!!
Super duper!! Gorgeous for the very alternative Christmas Card!!
I have purchased from Twisted Cards a few times. It is my place to get that card that I know will get the reaction I want. It is a brilliant site and one that I love. Cards are always delivered promptly and when expected, are good quality, well packed for postage, and always hit the mark.
My friend and I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
I have never used this site before. I was very impressed with the efficiency, speed of delivery and the quality of the card. I will definitely be back for more
Only thing that could be improved is the amount of space available to write a message. It was hard to keep it to the max character space but other than that very pleased and amused. Would use again.
Getting my own back for all the rude cards I’ve been sent by him 😂😂K xx
Love this site for something different
These cards are absolute filth , and right up there with my sense of humour. I literally bought three cards for one lad’s birthday as couldn’t make my mind up! Excellent quality and swiftly delivered. Will purchase from you guys again!
this card was so funny.
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Welcome to our website, where you can find one of the widest selections of funny and rude greeting cards in the UK as well as offensive cards, t-shirts, mugs, and gifts for any occasion. Whether you're looking for the perfect rude Birthday card, Christmas card, Mother's Day card, or offensive Father's Day card, we've got you covered.
Our online collection of cards is not for the faint-hearted. We specialize in irreverent and edgy humour, so if you're looking for a rude card that will make you laugh out loud or raise an eyebrow, you're in the right place. We've got cards that range from mildly snarky to downright offensive, but all of them are guaranteed to get a reaction.
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