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Funny & Rude Greeting Cards & Gifts

Make their day. Take the piss. Discover funny, rude and downright twisted greeting cards for birthdays, Christmas and everything in between. Find the perfect card for your favourite person—or your favourite pain in the arse.

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The "Not John – Dark Humour Birthday Card" by Twisted Gifts features a shirtless, armless man with a "My Name is John" sticker and the text: "KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? NOT JOHN HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Birthday

The Twisted Gifts "I Am Not A Robot – Funny 40th Birthday Card" features a robot shouting "BOLLOCKS!" after flunking a CAPTCHA—perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor turning 40.

Age Specific

The Asshole – Insulting Any Occasion Card by Twisted Gifts features a plain grey cover with "ASSHOLE" in raised tan letters, perfect for sending a sarcastic greeting.

Any Occasion

Arsenal – Funny Birthday Card featuring the Arsenal logo and a humorous birthday message about the team’s prospects.

Football

Occasional

Nails Done – Funny Christmas Card by Twisted Gifts: features a hand painting another’s nails yellow, with dark humour text about Jesus getting his nails done for Christmas and his birthday—a cheekily rude holiday card.

Christmas

Twisted Gifts’ Wet Patch – Rude Anniversary Card features two pairs of bare feet on a bed and a cheeky message: "I'll let you sleep on the wet patch. Happy Anniversary." Ideal for couples who appreciate humor and a naughty twist!.

Valentine's

The Expelled Funny Mother's Day Card by Twisted Gifts features a woman scolding a sad child, with a joke about being expelled for using the "C" word—revealed to be "cunt." "Happy Mother's Day" is printed at the bottom.

Mother's Day

Twisted Gifts' "What Died? Rude Father's Day Card" features a dog with a red sock by a door, thinking, "Jesus Christ, what died? Why don't they put Dad outside to shit like me?" A hilariously unique card for dads with a sense of humor.

Father's Day

Life Happens

A hand holds Twisted Gifts' "Office Vote – Insulting Farewell Card," featuring columns labelled "CUNT" and "NOT A CUNT," tally marks, and the message, "Sorry you are leaving ...or maybe not." The ideal rude farewell card.

Farewell

The "Stop Being A – Rude Get Well Soon Card" by Twisted Gifts features dark humor with a nude torso, hand on hip, red nails, and the text "Get well soon"—a cheeky card for someone with a sense of humor during recovery.

Get Well Soon

The Changed My Mind Funny Congratulations Card by Twisted Gifts features a wedding cake topper with a bride pulling back a reluctant groom and speech bubbles: “I’ve changed my mind” and “GET BACK HERE you little bitch.”.

Congratulations

The "Sorry For Something – Funny Sorry Card" by Twisted Gifts features a sad panda and the text "Sorry I'm not really sure what for but you seem really pissed off." Ideal as a sarcastic apology card for fans of rude humor.

Sorry

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A high-quality Top Cunt T-Shirt with an American flag on it, from Twisted Gifts.

T-Shirts

A Legend Mug featuring a legendary image of a man and a woman, perfect for Twisted Gifts.

Mugs

Enjoy Coaster - Twisted Gifts

Coasters

Guy Fawkes Magnet - Twisted Gifts

Fridge Magnets

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from 286 reviews
Funniest Christmas Card Ever

This is by far the best Christmas card I have ever seen. Love it

Bob Dylan

Salad – Funny Birthday Card

JOHN HUNT
GUY FAWKES T-SHIRT

GREAT PRDUCT,FAST DELIVERY,VERY PLEASED.HIGHLY RECOMMEND.

David Edwards
Loved this card

Friend laughed out loud on receipt of this one.

Yorkshire Chris
Brilliant wording on Get Well card

Made me laugh out loud and the recipient thought it was great

Yorkshire Chris
Great Humorous Cards

For those who still have a sense of humour among the new world this site has a great range of cards for all tastes in humour :-)

Grant Shirley

Soo good perfect for fat barstards

Lacie Hartnett
Mother day card

Great card that with the funny title that mum laughing for ages.

Richard Watson

Annual Session Rude Birthday Card

Tara Mccartney
Will order from this company again.

Good quality cards and just what I wanted. Delivery took a long time so will remember to order in early next time.

Judith Harris

really funny card

lee dicken
Hilarious

Amazing choice, great service and prices are good too. Not your average card site!

Katrina Baker

Guy Fawkes Magnet

Judith Johnson
Right up my street

The variety of cards really made me chuckle and I knew they'd appeal to the people I was buying for.

Mandy Dickens
Rude card

Great card delivery on time will be ordering again soon.

Joe Howard

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Shop Funny & Rude Greeting Cards for Every Occasion

Our range covers a wide variety of occasions, all with the same twisted sense of humour.

Whether it’s for friends, partners, or workmates, there’s something here for every sense of humour.

Why Choose Twisted Gifts?

We’re not your typical gift shop. Our focus is on humour that feels real — the kind people actually laugh at.

  • Bold, original designs
  • Fast UK delivery
  • Greeting cards that stand out from the usual options
  • Perfect for people who enjoy sarcasm and banter

Our products are designed to be memorable — whether that’s a laugh, a shock, or both.

Funny Greeting Cards That Actually Get a Reaction

Most greeting cards are forgettable. Ours aren’t.

A funny or rude greeting card:

  • Gets a genuine reaction
  • Feels more personal and original
  • Stands out from generic cards
  • Makes any occasion more memorable

That’s why more people are choosing humour over tradition when it comes to greeting cards.

Funny & Rude Greeting Cards Delivered Across the UK

We supply funny and rude greeting cards & gifts across the UK, with fast delivery and a wide range of options for every occasion. From birthday cards and Christmas cards to mugs, t-shirts, and novelty items, everything is designed to stand out and get a reaction.

Our products are made for people who enjoy humour that’s a bit different — whether that’s sarcastic, cheeky, or completely over the top.