
Christmas Cards
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Nails Done Funny Christmas Card
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XBox Rude Christmas Card
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One Drink Rude Christmas Card
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Nothing Rude Christmas Card
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Clap Your Hands Funny Christmas Card
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Good Bumming Rude Christmas Card
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Don't Worry Funny Christmas Card
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More Socks Funny Christmas Card
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Whole Tree Funny Christmas Card
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Finish First Funny Christmas Card
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Nice Try Funny Christmas Card
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Nice Scarf Rude Christmas Card
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Birthday Cards
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Adli Funny Greeting Card
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Not John Funny Birthday Card
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Piss Yourself Insulting Birthday Card
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Significunt Insulting Birthday Card
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Protein Shake Rude Birthday Card
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Fat Bastard Insulting Birthday Card
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Word Search Cunt Insulting Birthday Card
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Window Licker Insulting Birthday Card
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Fat Queer Rude Birthday Card
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Toilet Insulting Birthday Card
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Massive Cunt Rude Birthday Card
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Unicorn Rude Birthday Card
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Any Occasion
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Deep Down Funny Greeting Card
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New Ears Rude Greeting Card
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Can't Stand Fishing Funny Greeting Card
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Fingered Funny Greeting Card
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Closet Funny Greeting Card
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No Question Funny Greeting Card
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Explain Funny Greeting Card
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Avacado Funny Greeting Card
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Hot Cycle Funny Greeting Card
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Get A Dog Funny Greeting Card
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Forecast Funny Greeting Card
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Chances Funny Greeting Card
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T-Shirts
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Top Cunt T-Shirt
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Just Stop .... Twats T-Shirt
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Vegetarian T-Shirt
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Vegan T-Shirt
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Normality T-Shirt
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Bukkake Sofa T-Shirt
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Problem Solver T-Shirt
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Trans Slender T-Shirt
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Harry and Meg T-Shirt
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Murder King T-Shirt
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That Old T-Shirt
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Tosser T-Shirt
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Mugs
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I Love Tits Mug
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Dino Jesus Mug
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Word Search Cunt Mug
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I Swallow Mug
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Top Cunt Mug
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Working Mum Mug
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Mr Sloth Mug
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I Survived Mug
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Suk Mi Nuts Mug
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Smoking Kills
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Coasters
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Miso Horny Coaster
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Tongue Coaster
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Skin Up Coaster
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Pharoah Coaster
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Laughs Coaster
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Enjoy Coaster
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Working Mum Coaster
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Teabagging Coaster
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Suk Mi Nuts Coaster
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Smoking kills Coaster
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Pak Mi Poon Coaster
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Normality Coaster
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Magnets
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One Drink Magnet
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Guy Fawkes Magnet
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Dino Jesus Magnet
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More Head Magnet
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Chinese Friend Magnet
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Dinner Parties Magnet
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Teabagging Magnet
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Play Dead Magnet
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High On Life Magnet
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Fuel Crisis Magnet
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Blew A Tranny Magnet
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AVP Magnet
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Rude Cards Online
Shop the Funniest and Rudest Greeting Cards Online - Twisted Gifts
Welcome to our website, where you can find one of the widest selections of funny and rude greeting cards in the UK as well as offensive cards, t-shirts, mugs, and gifts for any occasion. Whether you're looking for the perfect rude Birthday card, Christmas card, Mother's Day card, or offensive Father's Day card, we've got you covered.
Our online collection of cards is not for the faint-hearted. We specialize in irreverent and edgy humour, so if you're looking for a rude card that will make you laugh out loud or raise an eyebrow, you're in the right place. We've got cards that range from mildly snarky to downright offensive, but all of them are guaranteed to get a reaction.
In addition to our rude cards, we also offer a variety of other products, including t-shirts, mugs, and gifts. Our t-shirts come in a range of sizes and designs, so you're sure to find something that suits your style. Our mugs make the perfect gift for the office, and our gifts are sure to be a hit at any party.
So if you're tired of boring, run-of-the-mill cards and gifts, check out our online collection of rude, offensive, and funny birthday and greeting cards. We promise you won't be disappointed. Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone else, we've got the perfect funny and rude cards, t-shirts, mugs, and gifts to suit any occasion!
Brighten Up Someone’s Special Occasion
Our range of offensive greeting cards and rude gifts covers all occasions and offers a great way to bring a smile to someone's face on their special day. Whether you’re looking for an offensive birthday card for him or a Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or Get Well Soon card, we’ve got the perfect funny card for you.
At Twisted Gifts, we aim to provide you with the perfect rude card to brighten up someone's special occasion a little bit differently by being outright offensive and twisted. Find your perfect card in our online shop for friends and family who share a good sense of humour and enjoy a good laugh. Browse our online shop for an easy and convenient way to find the perfect funny cards from the comfort of your own home. Find a range of designs and styles to suit a huge range of tastes, from witty one-liners to hilarious illustrations.
We provide fast and reliable delivery options on all our rude cards and funny gifts, so you can send your humorous card to loved ones near or far. When you order your rude cards online from Twisted Gifts, enjoy fast UK-wide shipping on all our items. We do ship worldwide but please contact us for further details of shipping to destinations outside the UK.
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