Sprouts – Funny Christmas Card
“Merry Christmas. Even the sprouts cost a fucking fortune.” Santa and his helpers present the humble Brussels sprout like a luxury festive purchase. A rude Christmas card for anyone who has looked at the holiday shopping bill and wondered when vegetables became a special occasion.
Send this funny Christmas card to a friend, partner or relative who appreciates seasonal sarcasm about food prices, festive spending and the annual debate over sprouts. It is a cheeky way to share a laugh before dinner is served.
Card details
- High-quality printed greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message (Single Card option)
- Includes a white envelope
- Designed & printed in the UK
Choose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.
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