Collection: Rude & Funny “You’re Dumped” Cards for Adults

Sometimes breakups deserve a laugh — and our collection of rude and funny “You’re Dumped” cards does exactly that. Perfect for adults with a wicked sense of humour, these bold cards deliver sarcastic one-liners, hilariously blunt messages, and delightfully irreverent designs that turn awkward goodbyes into memorable moments.

Whether you’re marking the end of a relationship, a friendship breakup, or just want to give them something to laugh about, our range of adult humour breakup cards brings personality and punch to every message. These cards are ideal for friends who appreciate cheeky humour, outrageous sentiments, and a playful take on life’s dramatic moments.

All of our “You’re Dumped” cards are printed on high-quality card stock and come with envelopes, ready to gift or post. Browse the collection to find the perfect card that matches their sense of humour — and helps you say goodbye with style and a smile.