• Coffee-themed breakup card with a cup and the message “Wake up and smell the coffee” ending “You’re dumped”.
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Smell the Coffee – Funny You’re Dumped Card

Smell the Coffee – Funny You’re Dumped Card

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“Wake up and smell the coffee” takes on a whole new meaning when it ends with “You’re dumped”. This coffee-themed breakup card serves its sarcasm without sugar.

A familiar phrase gets a brutally honest twist. Choose it for a coffee lover with a dark sense of humour, then write your own parting shot inside.

Card details

  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Designed and printed in the UK

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