The boardroom has a message for the departing colleague, and it is not a glowing reference. This rude farewell card puts a blunt insult on the office whiteboard.
A simple workplace roast for a close colleague who enjoys direct, sweary humour. Add a more personal goodbye to balance the meeting-room verdict.
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For another take on the joke, see the Whiteboard – Sweary Office Leaving Card.