Funny & Rude Farewell Cards

Say goodbye without getting soppy. Shop funny and rude farewell cards for colleagues leaving work, friends moving away and lucky people starting a new chapter. From office banter and sarcastic good-luck messages to sweary send-offs, find a leaving card that sounds like you.

Funny leaving cards for a proper send-off

A farewell does not have to mean a tearful speech. Whether your work bestie has landed a new job or a friend is moving away, our leaving cards let you send good wishes with the same sarcasm you share every day. Choose from office jokes, blunt insults, visual puns and darker humour.

For a colleague leaving work, pick a joke the team will recognise. The Escape Key leaving card celebrates finally getting out, while the Awful Tea leaving card takes one last swipe at their brew-making skills. These are small, familiar details that make a goodbye feel personal.

Starting a new job deserves congratulations, even if you are a little jealous. Look for our new-job messages for a mix of encouragement and friendly envy. For retirement or a move away, choose a freedom or next-chapter design that fits the occasion rather than an office-specific punchline.

Match the tone to the person: lighter jokes for a gentle send-off, swearing for a friend who enjoys it, and dark humour only when you know it is their thing. Add a personal message about what you will miss to give the joke a warm finish. Say it with a card. Take the piss properly.