The replacement has already been found, and it is a sloth with a coffee. This rude leaving card gives a departing colleague one final dig at their work rate.
Pick it for the office friend known for long breaks and a relaxed approach to deadlines. The slow-moving stand-in makes the joke clear before they even reach the punchline.
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For another take on the joke, see the Productivity – Funny Office Leaving Card.