Bad news gets a blunt response in this yellow card, which manages to apologise for both the situation and the card itself.
Black lettering delivers an unsentimental, swear-filled take on sympathy. It is aimed at a friend who appreciates gallows humour when things go wrong, with your own message providing the personal support.
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