• Doctor in scrubs and glasses beside “Get well soon, you clumsy fucking twazock”.
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Clumsy – Sweary Get Well Soon Card

Clumsy – Sweary Get Well Soon Card

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A doctor delivers a bedside manner you won’t find in any handbook. “Get well soon” comes with the less reassuring addition: “You clumsy fucking twazock.”

A sweary recovery card for an accident-prone friend who enjoys being gently roasted rather than fussed over. The doctor image sets up the blunt punchline.

Find more ways to send a smile in our funny and rude get well soon cards collection.

For another take on the joke, see the Cool Lie – Funny Injury Recovery Card.

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