“Wake up and smell the coffee” takes on a whole new meaning when it ends with “You’re dumped”. This coffee-themed breakup card serves its sarcasm without sugar.
A familiar phrase gets a brutally honest twist. Choose it for a coffee lover with a dark sense of humour, then write your own parting shot inside.
Card details
- Blank inside for your own message
- Envelope included
- Designed and printed in the UK
Compare more designs in our funny and rude breakup cards collection.
For another take on the joke, try the Crystal Ball – Funny Breakup Card.