The Headache card rewrites Steak and Blowjob Day plans with one excuse: a headache. At least the steak is in the fridge.
Crossed-out wording delivers the joke before the final dinner instructions finish it off. A sarcastic choice for couples who enjoy teasing each other about expectations versus reality.
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