Funny & Rude Anniversary Cards

Another year together deserves a laugh. Browse funny and rude anniversary cards for husbands, wives and partners, from snoring jokes and everyday relationship banter to cheeky puns and adult innuendo. Say you love them in your own sarcastic way.

Anniversary cards for couples who share a sense of humour

Celebrate another year of love, snoring and arguing over the washing up. Our anniversary range includes everyday relationship jokes, food puns and rude double meanings for couples who prefer a laugh to a sentimental verse.

Choose a joke that sounds like the two of you

Pick a wine joke for your favourite drinking partner, a food-themed card for a bacon lover or a sarcastic message for the person who knows all your bad habits. Some designs are light-hearted; others contain strong language and adult innuendo. Check the wording on the card before choosing, especially on designs shared with our Valentine’s range.

Make the message inside your own

Each greeting card is blank inside, includes an envelope and is designed and printed in the UK. Add your anniversary date, a shared memory or a few sincere words to go with the joke on the front.

More ways to say you love them

For another occasion together, browse our funny and rude Valentine’s cards for more relationship banter.