Steak and Blowjob Day cards with a sense of humour
Make the occasion about your shared sense of humour with a card that brings food puns, sarcastic excuses and cheeky relationship banter to the table. This collection includes voucher-style jokes, steak dinner designs and bolder adult illustrations, so you can choose the tone that suits your partner.
Choose your kind of joke
The Voucher card puts dinner duties firmly back on the recipient, while the Headache card changes the evening’s plans with a familiar excuse. Tube Steak and Mouthful take the food-pun route, and May Suck turns cooking skills into the punchline. Check each design’s image before choosing; some cards feature explicit adult illustrations.
For couples who prefer banter to mush
Pick a card for your boyfriend, husband or partner based on the jokes you already share. A sarcastic message works best when the recipient is in on the humour, whether you pair it with dinner or let the card do the talking.
More cheeky cards for your partner
Keep the laughter going with our funny anniversary cards and rude Valentine’s cards. Both collections offer more ways to mark a relationship milestone without a predictable romantic verse.
