Funny & Rude Father’s Day Cards

Give Dad a laugh this Father’s Day with cheeky cards, sarcastic thank-yous and properly rude family banter. Browse jokes about dad jokes, dodgy DIY, beer and the Bank of Dad, plus designs for stepdads.

Choose a Father’s Day card that sounds like your family. This range covers terrible dad jokes, questionable DIY, barbecue bragging, beer and the Bank of Dad, with affectionate teasing through to outright rude insults.

There are designs for dads and stepdads, plus a Father’s Day card for Mum when she has done both jobs. Pick the wording that suits your relationship: some cards are light-hearted, while others contain strong language or dark humour. Read the card front before choosing.

Each card is designed and printed in the UK, includes an envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Add a thank-you, a shared memory or a promise to buy the next round.

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