Funny & Rude Congratulations Cards

Big news deserves a proper piss-take. Browse funny and rude congratulations cards for new jobs, new homes, weddings, graduations, driving tests and new babies. Find a cheeky way to say well done to someone who shares your sense of humour.

Congratulations cards for life’s big moments

A new job, a first home or finally passing that driving test: some news deserves more than a polite well done. Our congratulations cards pair genuine good wishes with sarcasm, sweary punchlines and the kind of banter you save for your closest mates.

Find a card for their milestone

Choose a new job or promotion joke for a colleague, a housewarming card for friends moving in, or a wedding card for a couple who love a laugh. There are also designs for graduations, exam passes, new parents and retirement. Read each card’s wording to find the right fit.

Make the message yours

Our greeting cards are blank inside for your own message and include an envelope. They are designed and printed in the UK. Add a sincere line beneath the joke to make your congratulations personal.

More reasons to send a card

Saying goodbye to a colleague as well as celebrating their next step? Explore our funny farewell cards for a fitting send-off.