Collection: Funny & Rude Valentine’s Cards

A good Valentine’s card should sound like the two of you. Explore cheeky visual puns, sweary declarations of love, sarcastic relationship jokes and adult innuendo. From the partner who steals the duvet to the one who is always on their phone, choose a design that picks up on your own shared joke.

For a husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, start with the humour they already enjoy. Animal puns and everyday couple jokes keep things playful; the ruder designs suit partners who enjoy bold flirting and affectionate insults. Read the wording on the card image before choosing.

Our cards are printed in the UK and supplied with an envelope. Use the blank inside to add your own love note, date-night invitation or private joke. Check each product’s details for any design-specific information.

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