Funny & Rude Valentines Cards UK | Twisted Gifts

Looking for funny and rude valentines cards that actually get a reaction?

You’re in the right place.

This collection is packed with sarcastic, offensive, and dark humour valentines cards designed for people who are bored of generic, polite greeting cards.

Whether you want something cheeky, brutal, or completely inappropriate, these cards are made to stand out and get a laugh.

This collection includes:

• Funny valentines cards with sarcastic jokes
• Rude valentines cards for friends and family
• Offensive humour cards for people who can take a joke
• Dark humour valentines cards that aren’t safe-for-work
• Savage insult-style valentines cards

If you’re searching for a funny rude valentines card UK, this is exactly what you’re looking for.

These cards are ideal for:

• Friends with a dark sense of humour
• Boyfriends and girlfriends
• Brothers and sisters
• Mum or dad (if they can take a joke)
• Anyone who hates boring valentines cards

Let’s be honest — most valentines cards are forgettable.

These aren’t.

They are designed to:

• Get a real laugh
• Shock the recipient (in a good way)
• Be remembered long after the valentines
• Stand out from generic supermarket cards

This collection is optimised for:

• funny valentines cards UK
• rude valentines cards
• sarcastic valentines cards
• offensive valentines cards
• funny rude valentines cards for him
• funny valentines cards for her

Related Collections:

👉 Funny Birthday Cards

👉 Funny Age Specific Birthday Cards

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Mum

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Dad

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Brother

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Sister

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Girlfriend

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Boyfriend

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Her

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Him

👉 Rude Birthday Cards For Friends

If you’re unsure which card to pick:

• Go funnier if they like light humour
• Go rude if they enjoy sarcasm or insults
• Go offensive if they like dark or edgy humour