Funny & Rude Thanksgiving Cards

Give thanks, then take the piss. Browse funny and rude Thanksgiving cards packed with turkey jokes, family sarcasm and cheeky dinner-table humour. Find a card for your host, partner or mates who prefer a laugh to a sentimental greeting.

Thanksgiving cards with a sense of humour

Turkey on the table, family round the house and plenty to be sarcastic about. Our Thanksgiving range covers food puns, awkward family gatherings, cartoon turkeys and adult innuendo, so you can match the card to the person receiving it.

A cheeky card for your host, partner or friends

Choose a light-hearted animal joke for a cat lover, a dinner-table dig for a sibling or a rude greeting for a partner who shares your humour. Read the wording on each design before choosing: some are playful, while others are firmly for adults.

Add your own Thanksgiving message

Each greeting card is blank inside, includes an envelope and is designed and printed in the UK. Add a personal thank-you to your host or a warm message to someone celebrating away from you.

Keep the seasonal banter going

Planning your next round of festive greetings? Explore our funny and rude Christmas cards for more seasonal sarcasm.