Collection: Funny & Rude Mother’s Day Cards

Give Mum a laugh this Mother’s Day with cheeky cards, sarcastic thank-yous and properly rude family banter. Browse jokes about sibling rivalry, endless laundry and the Bank of Mum, plus cards from the dog and cat.

Choose a Mother’s Day card that sounds like your family. Our range mixes sarcastic thank-yous, cheeky compliments and outright rude jokes about the everyday work of being Mum, from laundry and tech support to sibling rivalry and the Bank of Mum.

You’ll find cards for mums, stepmums and single mums, along with designs from the dog or cat. Match the wording to the person receiving it: some are affectionate and daft, while others contain strong language or dark humour. Read the card front to find the joke you both share.

Each card is designed and printed in the UK, includes an envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Add a thank-you, a shared memory or one more bit of family banter to make it personal.

Looking for another way to celebrate her? Explore our funny birthday cards for Mum and funny thank you cards, or browse any occasion cards for a message just because.