Funny & Rude Thank You Cards

Say thank you without getting all soppy. From playful puns to properly sweary appreciation, find funny and rude thank you cards for mates, family, wedding helpers and anyone who deserves a laugh with their thanks.

Thank you cards with a sense of humour

A thoughtful gift, a lift home or a mate who listens to your nonsense can all deserve a proper thank you. Choose a joke that fits your relationship, then add a personal message about what they did. The appreciation can be sincere even when the card is taking the piss.

For a lighter thank you, try Tanks a Lot, with its playful tank pun, or the surreal Laser Cat design. For friends who greet each other with insults, the range also includes blunt one-liners, hidden swearing and sarcastic praise. Check the wording on the card image before choosing how rude to go.

Wedding thank-yous can have personality too. Our best man thank you card and bridesmaid thank you card give the people who helped on your big day a cheeky compliment. There is also a wedding guest design for thanking people for coming along and joining the celebrations.

From friends who put up with your bullshit to in-laws who have survived babysitting, these designs turn everyday favours into a shared joke. Pick the card that sounds like something you would actually say, rather than a formal message that could come from anyone.