Protein Shake – Rude Birthday Card

Looking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?

This card is designed for people who enjoy funny, rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.

A great choice if you’re searching for a rude birthday card for him or her.

This card features:

The top of the card says "Happy Birthday"
A hand is holding a used condom and text under it says
"As it's a special occasion I made you a protein shake for breakfast"

The humour is very rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.

It’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.

This card works well for:

• Him
• Her
• Boyfriend or girlfriend
• Husband or wife
• Friends
• Brother or sister
• Mum or dad (if they appreciate extremely rude humour)
• Work colleagues

👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, extremely rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.

Unlike generic birthday cards, this one:

• Uses humour that actually lands
• Feels more personal and less predictable
• Is perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards
• Often becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

• High-quality printed greeting card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed & printed in the UK