• Thank you card showing hands passing a green envelope with a smiley face and a sweary no-return-favour joke.
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Fucking Sucker – Sweary Thank You Card

Fucking Sucker – Sweary Thank You Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGTHY-27
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Thanks for everything, but do not expect the favour back. This sweary card turns a generous gesture into an outrageous confession of one-sided gratitude.

A green envelope and smiley face make the selfish punchline feel especially cheeky. Give it to a friend who knows you would actually help them and will enjoy the joke.

Find more ways to show your appreciation in our funny and rude thank you cards collection.

For another take on the joke, see the Toothbrush Regret – Rude Thank You Card.

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