• White new baby card featuring an insulting baby joke and a fictional handbook title.
  • White new baby card featuring an insulting baby joke and a fictional handbook title.
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Ugly Baby – Rude New Baby Card

Ugly Baby – Rude New Baby Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGCON-40
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The new baby congratulations come with an outrageously unflattering pretend handbook. This text-led design swaps the usual adorable-baby sentiment for a deliberately over-the-top insult.

For parents who have specifically welcomed brutal new-baby banter from you. Add your affectionate welcome inside; the fake handbook is part of the joke, not advice.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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