• Dark retirement card showing an older couple holding hands with a blunt farewell message about mortality.
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Dead Soon – Dark Humour Retirement Card

Dead Soon – Dark Humour Retirement Card

£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGFAR-38
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An older couple walk away together while the farewell message delivers a very dark reminder about enjoying life. This retirement card skips the usual gentle sentiment.

A deliberately blunt choice for someone who already jokes about ageing and mortality. The strolling couple gives the design a retirement feel, with a sweary send-off for their next chapter.

Browse more funny and rude farewell cards for a send-off that suits them.

For another take on the joke, see the Lucky Bitch – Rude Farewell Card.

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