• Dark farewell card with a road accident scene and a deliberately hostile goodbye message.
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Hit by a Car – Dark Humour Farewell Card

Hit by a Car – Dark Humour Farewell Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGFAR-29
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A polite sorry-you-are-leaving opening gives way to an outrageous accident joke. This farewell card uses dark humour rather than a warm goodbye.

The road scene and hostile punchline make this one an extreme roast for someone who already shares that style of humour. It is a fictional, exaggerated insult rather than a sincere wish.

Browse more funny and rude farewell cards for a send-off that suits them.

For another take on the joke, see the Kick in the Face – Dark Humour Leaving Card.

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