Look Like Shit – Rude Floral Get Well Card

Pretty flowers, not-so-pretty sentiment. This floral get well card suggests the recipient may stop feeling awful, but their looks are another matter entirely.

The pink and green plant design makes the blunt insult even more unexpected. Choose it for someone who enjoys a visual contrast and a little merciless banter.

Find more ways to send a smile in our funny and rude get well soon cards collection.

For another take on the joke, see the Rough as a Dog – Funny Get Well Soon Card.