• Rude farewell card with a landscape background and an insulting message corrected to good luck for the future.
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Eat a Dick – Rude Farewell Card

Eat a Dick – Rude Farewell Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGFAR-25
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A scenic backdrop and a good-luck message should make a thoughtful farewell. This card takes a spectacularly rude detour before correcting itself.

Choose it for a friend or colleague who expects swearing rather than a sentimental speech. The false start is the whole joke: best wishes, delivered with absolutely no filter.

Browse more funny and rude farewell cards for a send-off that suits them.

For another take on the joke, see the Up the Road – Sweary Farewell Card.

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