• Red text-based leaving card saying the recipient is the person the sender least wants to kick in the face.
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Kick in the Face – Dark Humour Leaving Card

Kick in the Face – Dark Humour Leaving Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGFAR-26
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Not wanting to kick someone in the face is practically a compliment here. This darkly funny leaving card makes reluctant affection sound wonderfully awkward.

For the colleague you actually like in an office full of irritating people, it is a deliberately exaggerated way to say they will be missed. Best suited to friends who share that dry sense of humour.

Browse more funny and rude farewell cards for a send-off that suits them.

For another take on the joke, see the Don't Go – Funny Work Bestie Leaving Card.

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