Splinter – Rude Halloween Card

Looking for a rude Halloween card that actually gets a reaction?
This card is designed for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm, spooky season jokes, rude humour, and want something more interesting than a generic Halloween greeting card.

A great choice if you’re searching for a rude Halloween card for him or her.

This card features:
A whitch rides her broom and she has one hand resting on her backside.  Text on card says "Happy Halloween", "Don't get a splinter in your pussy"

The humour is rude, making it perfect for Halloween parties, spooky season gifts, or anyone who appreciates dark and unexpected humour.

It’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and left on display long after Halloween ends.

This card works well for:

• Him
• Her
• Boyfriend or girlfriend
• Husband or wife
• Friends
• Horror movie fans
• Halloween lovers
• Work colleagues

👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, sarcastic, spooky, or slightly offensive Halloween cards.

Unlike generic Halloween cards, this one:

• Uses humour that actually lands
• Feels more original and less cheesy
• Is perfect for people who love spooky season humour
• Often becomes part of the Halloween decorations or party conversation

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

• High-quality printed greeting card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed & printed in the UK