Funny & Rude Birthday Cards UK | Savage & Offensive Cards | Twisted Gifts – tagged "Rude"

Looking for funny and rude birthday cards in the UK that actually get a reaction? You’re in exactly the right place. At Twisted Gifts, we specialise in birthday cards that don’t hold back — from sarcastic one-liners to full-on offensive jokes designed to get a proper laugh (or a shocked reaction).

These aren’t polite, forgettable cards. They’re made for people who appreciate bold humour, brutal honesty, and a bit of chaos. If you’re bored of generic birthday cards, this is where you’ll find something with real personality.

Browse the full range below and find a birthday card that actually stands out.

Types of Funny & Rude Birthday Cards

Our collection covers a wide range of humour styles, so you can find the perfect level of inappropriate.

Savage birthday cards – brutal jokes with zero filter
Offensive birthday cards – designed to shock and get a reaction
Sarcastic birthday cards – dry humour and cutting one-liners
Adult humour cards – bold, rude, and definitely not for everyone

From cheeky jokes to completely outrageous designs, these cards are built to get noticed.

Who These Cards Are Perfect For

Funny and rude birthday cards aren’t for everyone — and that’s exactly the point.

They’re ideal for:

Best friends – who expect brutal honesty
Partners – especially if your relationship is built on banter
Siblings – the ones you’ve been insulting for years
Workmates – if they can take a joke
Anyone with a dark sense of humour

If they don’t take themselves too seriously, they’ll love these.

Why Choose a Rude Birthday Card?

Most birthday cards are predictable — and forgettable.

A funny or rude birthday card:

Gets a genuine reaction
Feels more personal and original
Stands out from generic cards
Makes the moment more memorable

Sometimes the best birthday card is the one that pushes things a little too far.

FAQs About Funny & Rude Birthday Cards

Are rude birthday cards appropriate?

It depends on the person — if they enjoy humour and don’t take things too seriously, they’re a perfect choice.

Do you deliver birthday cards across the UK?

Yes — we offer fast UK delivery so your card arrives in time.

What types of humour do you offer?

Everything from light sarcasm to fully offensive jokes — so you can match the card to the person.

Can I send a card directly to someone?

In most cases, yes — making it easy to send a surprise straight to their door.

Looking for more ideas? Check out our funny greeting cards and anniversary cards collections for even more inappropriate inspiration.

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour “Significunt” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour “Significunt” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-23

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour Priest “Buffet” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour Priest “Buffet” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-216

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Adult Humour “Protein Shake” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Adult Humour “Protein Shake” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-125

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Word Search “Cunt” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Word Search “Cunt” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-186

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Big Black” Rooster Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Big Black” Rooster Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-306

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Toilet Humour Age Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Toilet Humour Age Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-41

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Massive Cunt” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Massive Cunt” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-202

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Bumhole” Pub Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Bumhole” Pub Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-25

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Chicken Joke Twist Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Chicken Joke Twist Card SKU : TGBIR-117

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Hairy Mary” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Hairy Mary” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-143

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Dirty Slapper” Female Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Dirty Slapper” Female Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-89

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Swimming” Ageing Body Joke Card (For Men)

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Swimming” Ageing Body Joke Card (For Men) SKU : TGBIR-311

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Huge Cunt” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Huge Cunt” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-48

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Flappy” Female Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Flappy” Female Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-309

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Good Things Come in Small Packages” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Good Things Come in Small Packages” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-319

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Funny Birthday Card – “Morning Ladies” Blind Man Fish Market Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – “Morning Ladies” Blind Man Fish Market Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-289

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Yawning Hippo” Female Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Yawning Hippo” Female Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-156

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Don’t Follow Through” Ageing Toilet Humour Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Don’t Follow Through” Ageing Toilet Humour Card SKU : TGBIR-135

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Tiny Penis” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Tiny Penis” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-111

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Plasterer’s Radio” Innuendo Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Plasterer’s Radio” Innuendo Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-165

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Toss Up” Crude Wordplay Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Toss Up” Crude Wordplay Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-261

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Another Foot Saggier” Ageing Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Another Foot Saggier” Ageing Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-218

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Comb Over” Ageing Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Comb Over” Ageing Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-215

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “You Tit” Cheeky Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “You Tit” Cheeky Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-110

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Otter’s Pocket” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Otter’s Pocket” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-301

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Master Baiter” Fishing Pun Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Master Baiter” Fishing Pun Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-1

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Slag Wellies” Girls Night Out Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Slag Wellies” Girls Night Out Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-257

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Face Rub” Shock Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Face Rub” Shock Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-172

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Scotsman” Kilt Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Scotsman” Kilt Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-284

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Blow Me” Cake Innuendo Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Blow Me” Cake Innuendo Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-132

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gobbler” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gobbler” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-299

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Felch” Shock Humour Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Felch” Shock Humour Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-290

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Birthday Bellend” Blunt Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Birthday Bellend” Blunt Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-105

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Annual Session” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Annual Session” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-219

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “One Tit” Cheeky Wordplay Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “One Tit” Cheeky Wordplay Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-313

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Take The Day Off” Arsehole Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Take The Day Off” Arsehole Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-191

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Big Surprise” Cute Twist Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Big Surprise” Cute Twist Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-126

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Handicap” Golf Double Entendre Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Handicap” Golf Double Entendre Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-13

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Total Fuckwit” Savage Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Total Fuckwit” Savage Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-255

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Five A Day” Cheeky Food Double Meaning Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Five A Day” Cheeky Food Double Meaning Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-168

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Wrong Way” Crude Visual Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Wrong Way” Crude Visual Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-92

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Batty Boy Rude Birthday Card

Batty Boy Rude Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-316

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Split In Half Rude Birthday Card

Split In Half Rude Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-295

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Silent HA Funny Birthday Card

Silent HA Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-279

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Check List Funny Birthday Card

Check List Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-90

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Hooker Rude Birthday Card

Hooker Rude Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-17

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Tits Seconds Rude Birthday Card

Tits Seconds Rude Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-292

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