Funny Birthday Cards for Mum – Cheeky, Sarcastic & Rude Cards UK

This collection of funny birthday cards for mum is perfect for when a heartfelt, emotional message just isn’t your thing.

Because let’s be honest—most mums don’t want a long speech… they want something that actually makes them laugh.

From cheeky one-liners to slightly rude jokes, these cards are designed for real relationships—the kind built on sarcasm, honesty, and taking the piss out of each other.

Whether your mum has a dry sense of humour or doesn’t mind something a bit more daring, there’s something here that’ll get a proper reaction.

What You’ll Find in This Collection

This range covers humour that works specifically for mums, including:

Cheeky and playful birthday cards
Sarcastic one-liners and relatable jokes
Rude humour (for mums who can take it)
Light-to-savage banter that still feels affectionate

From wholesome-but-funny to slightly inappropriate, there’s something for every type of mum.

Why These Cards Work for Mums

Funny cards for mums have become more popular for a reason—they feel more real.

Instead of overly emotional messages, they reflect how people actually talk and interact, especially in the UK where humour is a big part of family life.

These cards work because they:

Feel personal rather than forced
Get a genuine reaction (not just a polite smile)
Match real-life banter
Stand out from traditional “perfect mum” cards

They’re honest, a bit cheeky, and far more memorable.

Perfect For

Mums with a sense of humour
Close relationships built on banter
Step-mums or non-traditional family dynamics
Anyone who hates cheesy, sentimental cards

If your relationship involves sarcasm and winding each other up, these cards fit perfectly.

Tone & Style

This collection ranges from:

Light, cheeky humour
Sarcasm and dry British wit
Playful digs and relatable jokes
Rude or slightly offensive humour

Some cards are safe enough for anyone, others push things a bit further—but all are designed to feel genuine rather than forced.

Summary

If you’re buying a birthday card for your mum, there’s no need to go full sentimental.

This collection delivers humour that actually reflects real relationships—funny, cheeky, and sometimes a bit rude.

A great choice for anyone looking for funny birthday cards in the UK that stand out, feel personal, and actually get a laugh.

❓ FAQ

Are funny birthday cards suitable for mum?

Yes—especially if she enjoys humour and doesn’t take things too seriously.

Is this a good funny birthday gift for mum?

Definitely. A funny card often feels more personal and memorable than a traditional one.

Are the jokes very rude?

It varies—some are light and cheeky, others more daring, so you can choose what suits your mum best.

Funny Rude Birthday Card for Friend – Dark Humor Knock Knock Joke “Not John” Card

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Funny Birthday Card – Aldi Style Parody Everyday Essentials Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour Age Joke Card "Piss Yourself"

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour “Significunt” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Window Licker” Cat Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour Priest “Buffet” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Word Search “Cunt” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour “Fat Queer” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Big Black” Rooster Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Massive Cunt” Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Unicorn Toilet Humour Joke Card

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Funny Birthday Card – Ageing Timeline “You Are About Here” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Hairy Mary” Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Yeah Yeah” Sarcastic Insult Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Dirty Slapper” Female Joke Card

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Funny Birthday Card – Clever “Intelligence Test” Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Thoughtful Gift” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Huge Cunt” Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Flappy” Female Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Laden in the Garden” Parody Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Good Things Come in Small Packages” Joke Card

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Funny Birthday Card – Pet Talk Dog & Cat Joke Card (For Pet Lovers)

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Funny Birthday Card – “Morning Ladies” Blind Man Fish Market Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Pirate Drinking Rum Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Sarcastic “Honestly” Grumpy Cat Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Yawning Hippo” Female Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “All He Wanted” Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Don’t Follow Through” Ageing Toilet Humour Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Another Year” Survival Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Toss Up” Crude Wordplay Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Another Foot Saggier” Ageing Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “It’s My Birthday” Sheep Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Stiff Joints” Weed Double Meaning Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Grammar Nazi” Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “High On Life” Weed Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “You Tit” Cheeky Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Wombat” Waxing Joke Card (For Women)

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Slag Wellies” Girls Night Out Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dick Breath” Blunt Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dog Years” Ageing Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Face Rub” Shock Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “What The Fuck” Phonetic Alphabet Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Happy And You Know It” Song Parody Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Poo Sorry” Toilet Humour Joke Card

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Funny Birthday Card – “Chardonnay” Wine Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Ding Dong” Double Meaning Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Smell So Old” Savage Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gobbler” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card

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Funny Birthday Card – “Dodged a Bullet” Topical Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – “Dodged a Bullet” Topical Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-264

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Birthday Bellend” Blunt Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Stars Bright” Savage Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Annual Session” Cheeky Innuendo Joke Card

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Funny Birthday Card – “Tortoise” Ageing Slow Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “One Tit” Cheeky Wordplay Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Take The Day Off” Arsehole Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Big Surprise” Cute Twist Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Word Search Twat” Puzzle Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Die Alone” Dark Humour Cat Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Die Alone” Dark Humour Cat Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-169

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Mr Sloth” Lazy Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Hard Times” Cheeky Adult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Hard Times” Cheeky Adult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-29

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gotta Go” Toilet Panic Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Guess The Animal” Visual Reveal Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Handicap” Golf Double Entendre Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Total Fuckwit” Savage Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Karen” Sarcastic Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sperm, Seriously?” Crude Shock Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Giveafuckometer” Savage Insult Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Magnificent Bastard” Bold Compliment Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Woopti” Savage Sarcasm Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Wrong Way” Crude Visual Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dick Pic” Trump Joke Card (Crude Shock Humour)

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3 Weeks Funny Birthday Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gobshite” Savage Story Joke Card

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Salad” Beer Joke Card (Cheeky Food Humour)

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Swamp Donkey Insulting Birthday Card

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