Funny & Rude Birthday Cards UK | Savage & Offensive Cards | Twisted Gifts – tagged "Funny"

Looking for funny and rude birthday cards in the UK that actually get a reaction? You’re in exactly the right place. At Twisted Gifts, we specialise in birthday cards that don’t hold back — from sarcastic one-liners to full-on offensive jokes designed to get a proper laugh (or a shocked reaction).

These aren’t polite, forgettable cards. They’re made for people who appreciate bold humour, brutal honesty, and a bit of chaos. If you’re bored of generic birthday cards, this is where you’ll find something with real personality.

Browse the full range below and find a birthday card that actually stands out.

Types of Funny & Rude Birthday Cards

Our collection covers a wide range of humour styles, so you can find the perfect level of inappropriate.

Savage birthday cards – brutal jokes with zero filter
Offensive birthday cards – designed to shock and get a reaction
Sarcastic birthday cards – dry humour and cutting one-liners
Adult humour cards – bold, rude, and definitely not for everyone

From cheeky jokes to completely outrageous designs, these cards are built to get noticed.

Who These Cards Are Perfect For

Funny and rude birthday cards aren’t for everyone — and that’s exactly the point.

They’re ideal for:

Best friends – who expect brutal honesty
Partners – especially if your relationship is built on banter
Siblings – the ones you’ve been insulting for years
Workmates – if they can take a joke
Anyone with a dark sense of humour

If they don’t take themselves too seriously, they’ll love these.

Why Choose a Rude Birthday Card?

Most birthday cards are predictable — and forgettable.

A funny or rude birthday card:

Gets a genuine reaction
Feels more personal and original
Stands out from generic cards
Makes the moment more memorable

Sometimes the best birthday card is the one that pushes things a little too far.

FAQs About Funny & Rude Birthday Cards

Are rude birthday cards appropriate?

It depends on the person — if they enjoy humour and don’t take things too seriously, they’re a perfect choice.

Do you deliver birthday cards across the UK?

Yes — we offer fast UK delivery so your card arrives in time.

What types of humour do you offer?

Everything from light sarcasm to fully offensive jokes — so you can match the card to the person.

Can I send a card directly to someone?

In most cases, yes — making it easy to send a surprise straight to their door.

Looking for more ideas? Check out our funny greeting cards and anniversary cards collections for even more inappropriate inspiration.

Funny Rude Birthday Card for Friend – Dark Humor Knock Knock Joke “Not John” Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card for Friend – Dark Humor Knock Knock Joke “Not John” Card SKU : TGBIR-19

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Funny Birthday Card – Aldi Style Parody Everyday Essentials Card

Funny Birthday Card – Aldi Style Parody Everyday Essentials Card SKU : TGBIR-140

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour Age Joke Card "Piss Yourself"

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour Age Joke Card "Piss Yourself" SKU : TGBIR-113

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Window Licker” Cat Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Window Licker” Cat Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-236

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour “Fat Queer” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Dark Humour “Fat Queer” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-182

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Fat Bastard” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Fat Bastard” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-97

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Unicorn Toilet Humour Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive Unicorn Toilet Humour Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-129

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Funny Birthday Card – Ageing Timeline “You Are About Here” Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – Ageing Timeline “You Are About Here” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-137

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Yeah Yeah” Sarcastic Insult Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Yeah Yeah” Sarcastic Insult Card SKU : TGBIR-239

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Funny Birthday Card – Cheeky Chocolate Joke Card with Topless Woman

Funny Birthday Card – Cheeky Chocolate Joke Card with Topless Woman SKU : TGBIR-87

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Funny Birthday Card – Clever “Intelligence Test” Insult Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – Clever “Intelligence Test” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-5

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Thoughtful Gift” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Thoughtful Gift” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-112

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Laden in the Garden” Parody Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “Laden in the Garden” Parody Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-173

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Funny Birthday Card – Pet Talk Dog & Cat Joke Card (For Pet Lovers)

Funny Birthday Card – Pet Talk Dog & Cat Joke Card (For Pet Lovers) SKU : TGBIR-310

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “None the Wiser” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “None the Wiser” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-200

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Pirate Drinking Rum Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Pirate Drinking Rum Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-142

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Sarcastic “Honestly” Grumpy Cat Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Sarcastic “Honestly” Grumpy Cat Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-131

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “All He Wanted” Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Dark Humour “All He Wanted” Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-183

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Another Year” Survival Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Another Year” Survival Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-83

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Stiff Joints” Weed Double Meaning Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Stiff Joints” Weed Double Meaning Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-134

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “It’s My Birthday” Sheep Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “It’s My Birthday” Sheep Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-144

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “High On Life” Weed Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “High On Life” Weed Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-102

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Grammar Nazi” Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Grammar Nazi” Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-141

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Wombat” Waxing Joke Card (For Women)

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Wombat” Waxing Joke Card (For Women) SKU : TGBIR-315

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dick Breath” Blunt Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dick Breath” Blunt Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-298

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Slag Wellies” Girls Night Out Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Slag Wellies” Girls Night Out Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-257

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dog Years” Ageing Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dog Years” Ageing Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-104

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Fat Boy” Food Joke Insult Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Fat Boy” Food Joke Insult Card SKU : TGBIR-224

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “What The Fuck” Phonetic Alphabet Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “What The Fuck” Phonetic Alphabet Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-185

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Happy And You Know It” Song Parody Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Happy And You Know It” Song Parody Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-321

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Poo Sorry” Toilet Humour Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Poo Sorry” Toilet Humour Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-243

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Funny Birthday Card – “Chardonnay” Wine Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – “Chardonnay” Wine Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-288

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Scotsman” Kilt Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Cheeky “Scotsman” Kilt Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-284

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Ding Dong” Double Meaning Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Ding Dong” Double Meaning Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-139

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Smell So Old” Savage Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Smell So Old” Savage Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-230

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Funny Birthday Card – “Dodged a Bullet” Topical Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – “Dodged a Bullet” Topical Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-264

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Stars Bright” Savage Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Stars Bright” Savage Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-302

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Funny Birthday Card – “Tortoise” Ageing Slow Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – “Tortoise” Ageing Slow Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-304

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Funny Birthday Card – “Size Matters” Wine Joke Card

Funny Birthday Card – “Size Matters” Wine Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-308

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sugar Tits” Cheeky Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sugar Tits” Cheeky Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-101

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Mr Sloth” Lazy Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Mr Sloth” Lazy Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-39

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Die Alone” Dark Humour Cat Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Die Alone” Dark Humour Cat Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-169

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Word Search Twat” Puzzle Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Offensive “Word Search Twat” Puzzle Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-188

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Guess The Animal” Visual Reveal Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Guess The Animal” Visual Reveal Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-320

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gotta Go” Toilet Panic Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gotta Go” Toilet Panic Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-267

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Hard Times” Cheeky Adult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Hard Times” Cheeky Adult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-29

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Karen” Sarcastic Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Karen” Sarcastic Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-46

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sexism (Him)” Cheeky Double Meaning Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sexism (Him)” Cheeky Double Meaning Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-160

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Magnificent Bastard” Bold Compliment Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Magnificent Bastard” Bold Compliment Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-232

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Giveafuckometer” Savage Insult Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Giveafuckometer” Savage Insult Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-60

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sperm, Seriously?” Crude Shock Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Sperm, Seriously?” Crude Shock Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-193

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Woopti” Savage Sarcasm Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Woopti” Savage Sarcasm Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-80

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Salad” Beer Joke Card (Cheeky Food Humour)

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Salad” Beer Joke Card (Cheeky Food Humour) SKU : TGBIR-307

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gobshite” Savage Story Joke Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Gobshite” Savage Story Joke Card SKU : TGBIR-266

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3 Weeks Funny Birthday Card

3 Weeks Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-138

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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dick Pic” Trump Joke Card (Crude Shock Humour)

Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Dick Pic” Trump Joke Card (Crude Shock Humour) SKU : TGBIR-175

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Good Bitch Funny Birthday Card

Good Bitch Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-283

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Swamp Donkey Insulting Birthday Card

Swamp Donkey Insulting Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-27

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On This Day Funny Birthday Card

On This Day Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-269

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U.F.O. Rude Birthday Card

U.F.O. Rude Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-24

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How Does It Feel Funny Birthday Card

How Does It Feel Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-114

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Drunk And Sober Funny Birthday Card

Drunk And Sober Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-305

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Eggs & Bacon Funny Birthday Card

Eggs & Bacon Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-98

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Old Shit Rude Birthday Card

Old Shit Rude Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-199

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Bad Hair Day Funny Birthday Card

Bad Hair Day Funny Birthday Card SKU : TGBIR-296

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