Funny Football Cards | Birthday & Christmas

Send your favourite football fan a card with more bite than a derby-day tackle. Our funny football birthday and Christmas cards mix club rivalry, sarcastic jokes and rude humour for mates who can take a roasting.

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Football cards for mates who can take a joke

Their club is part of their personality. Make it part of their card, too. This range covers 44 teams with birthday and Christmas designs, from ageing jokes and club nicknames to festive digs at rival supporters. Choose the team they follow, then find a message that suits your friendship.

For birthdays, give the armchair manager one more thing to complain about. At Christmas, swap the polite festive wishes for football banter and a joke about their beloved club. Many designs contain strong language, so check the front of the card before choosing who gets it.

Our greeting cards are designed and printed in the UK and come with an envelope. Check each product for its card details and available options, then add your own message for the fan opening it. The birthday and Christmas links above take you straight to the occasion you need.