• Text birthday card reading “Birthday” with a deliberately unfriendly explanation.
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No Happy – Insulting Birthday Card

No Happy – Insulting Birthday Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGBIR-235
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No Happy strips the cheerful word from the birthday greeting and explains why. The text-only message turns mock hostility into the entire joke.

Choose this card for a mate who enjoys deadpan, mock-hostile birthday banter.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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