Tits Seconds – Rude Birthday Card

Looking for a rude birthday card that actually gets a reaction?

This card is designed for people who enjoy rude humour, sarcasm, offensive jokes and want something more interesting than a standard birthday card.

A great choice if you’re searching for a funny rude birthday card for him or her.

This card features:

A naked woman with text over the picture.  Text says "The average male thinks about sex", "Every tits seconds", "Happy Birthday"

The humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays where you want something unexpected and memorable.

It’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.

This card works well for:

• Him
• Her
• Boyfriend or girlfriend
• Husband or wife
• Friends
• Brother or sister
• Mum or dad (if they appreciate rude humour)
• Work colleagues

👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, or slightly offensive birthday cards.

Unlike generic birthday cards, this one:

• Uses humour that actually lands
• Feels more personal and less predictable
• Is perfect for people who don’t like traditional cards
• Often becomes part of the birthday moment (not just background)

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

• High-quality printed greeting card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed & printed in the UK