Funny & Rude Birthday Cards

Say happy birthday with a card that takes the piss properly. Browse funny and rude birthday cards packed with sarcastic messages, cheeky puns and outrageous ageing jokes for friends, partners and family who share your sense of humour.

Birthday cards for people who can take a joke

A good birthday card should sound like you. Choose a cheeky pun for a friend, an outrageous insult for your favourite troublemaker or an ageing joke for someone who insists they are still twenty-one. Our range covers playful humour, sarcasm and adult jokes, so you can match the card to the person opening it.

Our greeting cards come with an envelope and are designed and printed in the UK. Check the individual listing for the design, inside message and available options before choosing. Add a shared memory or one more terrible joke to make it personal.

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