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Total Cock – Insulting Birthday Card

Total Cock – Insulting Birthday Card

Regular price £3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGBIR-348
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A dancer in an absurd mask illustrates the sender's excuse for missing the birthday night out. Total Cock turns terrible dancing into a literal visual gag.

Choose this card for an adult mate whose dance-floor moves deserve teasing.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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