Funny & Rude Christmas Cards

Say merry Christmas with a laugh, a swear word or a spectacularly bad joke. Shop funny and rude Christmas cards packed with sarcastic Santa antics, festive drinking jokes and dark humour for friends, partners and relatives who enjoy taking the piss.

Christmas cards for people who prefer a punchline

From Santa behaving badly to Christmas dinner disasters, this range takes festive traditions and gives them a thoroughly rude twist. Explore illustrated jokes, sarcastic one-liners, drinking humour and irreverent designs for adults who prefer a laugh to a sentimental verse.

Choose the joke to suit the person

An insult for your best mate, a cheeky double meaning for your partner or a festive grumble for the family Scrooge: the best card feels personal. Read the wording on the artwork before choosing, especially when shopping for relatives or colleagues. Some designs contain strong language and adult humour.

Make it your own

Check each product page for the card details and available options. Where the card is blank inside, add your own Christmas message, an in-joke or a reminder of the year’s most embarrassing moment.

More reasons to take the piss

Shopping beyond Christmas? Browse our funny birthday cards for year-round banter, or pair your card with one of our funny mugs. For delivery information, check our shipping policy before ordering.