• Cancel Christmas – Funny Christmas Card featuring a black-and-white photo of a bearded man on a cell phone saying, “YOU HEARD ME...HAVE ALL THE ELVES KILLED, DESTROY MY HARD DRIVE AND CANCEL CHRISTMAS...I HAVE ARSE CANCER.”
  • A black and white Twisted Gifts Cancel Christmas – Funny Christmas Card featuring Santa on a cell phone with the text: “YOU HEARD ME....HAVE ALL THE ELVES KILLED, DESTROY MY HARD DRIVE AND CANCEL CHRISTMAS.... .... I HAVE THE ARSE CANCER”.
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Cancel Christmas – Funny Christmas Card

Cancel Christmas – Funny Christmas Card

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Cancel Christmas – Funny Christmas Card

A bearded man on the phone delivers an irreverent cancel-Christmas joke.

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