A Right Mouthful – Rude Any Occasion Card

Looking for a rude greeting card that actually gets a reaction?
This card is designed for people who enjoy sarcasm, dark humour, rude jokes, and want something more interesting than a generic greeting card.

A great choice if you’re searching for a rude card for him or her that works for almost any occasion.

This card features:
A picture of a woman in nurses uniform is knocking on someones door.  Text on the card says "Don't you just hate people always knocking on your door asking for donations!", "The last one was from the local sperm bank", "I gave her a right mouthful!!"

The humour is rude, making it perfect for birthdays, celebrations, random gifts, awkward situations, or simply making someone laugh.

It’s the kind of card that gets read out loud and passed around.

This card works well for:

• Him
• Her
• Boyfriend or girlfriend
• Husband or wife
• Friends
• Brother or sister
• Work colleagues
• Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humour

👉 Ideal for anyone who enjoys funny, rude, sarcastic, dark humour, or slightly offensive greeting cards.

Unlike generic greeting cards, this one:

• Uses humour that actually lands
• Feels more personal and less predictable
• Is perfect for people who don’t like traditional sentimental cards
• Often becomes part of the moment instead of being forgotten

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

• High-quality printed greeting card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed & printed in the UK