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Bite My Arse – Funny Christmas Card

Bite My Arse – Funny Christmas Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGCHR-395
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Single Card: We send you the card with a white envelope, ready for you to write your message and give or post it yourself.

Send Direct: Select this option to enter your message. We’ll print it inside your card, place it in a white envelope and post it directly to your recipient. Use their address as the delivery address at checkout.

Bite My Arse – Funny Christmas Card

“Oh, snap. Christmas can bite my arse.” This grumpy gingerbread man has had enough of festive cheer, candy canes and seasonal expectations. A rude Christmas card for anyone feeling more crumbly than merry.

Send it to a friend, partner or colleague who prefers their Christmas greetings with a generous helping of sarcasm. It is a cheeky way to say “Merry Christmas” when the usual sparkle and goodwill feel like too much effort.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message (Single Card option)
  • Includes a white envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

Choose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.

Find more irreverent festive humour in our funny and rude Christmas cards collection.

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