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Expensive – Funny Christmas Card
“Baby, it’s cold inside. The heating’s fucking expensive.” Wrapped up together and bracing against the chill, this festive pair knows the real cost of Christmas comfort. A rude card for the season of jumpers, blankets and watching the thermostat.
Send this funny Christmas card to someone who is feeling the energy bills as keenly as the winter weather. It is a cheeky seasonal greeting for a friend, partner or relative who appreciates everyday gripes delivered with a swear word.
Card details
High-quality printed greeting card
Blank inside for your own message (Single Card option)
Includes a white envelope
Designed & printed in the UK
Choose Single Card to write your own message, or select Send Direct to have your message printed inside and posted straight to the recipient.
